If...

If I had to be an actress I'd be Kate Winslet.
If I had to be a talk show host I'd be Sally Jesse Raphael. Love the glasses.
If I had to be an entertainer I'd be an exotic dancer.
If I had to move out of this country I'd move to Ireland.
If I had to date a thug, I'd date, uh, I have no clue.
If I had to eat just one food forever I'd eat Guacamole.
If I had to be (taller/shorter) I'd be same as I am now, 5'8".
If I had to be a singer I'd be Damien Rice.
If I had to marry an actor, I'd marry Christian Bale.
If I had to be a flower, I'd be a tulip.
If I had to be a drink I'd be a vodka on the rocks. (Or better yet, right now, I'd be Nyquil)